RIZZ
AI
Careers-ish

We're hiring
(probably humans)

Yes, AI helped us make this website. No, we haven't replaced everyone with robots… yet.

Apply before the robots do
Open roles updated by a human… mostly.

OPEN ROLES(no robots, please)

Chief Drizzle Officer

Put hot honey on everything.

Responsible for putting hot honey on literally everything. From pizza to fried chicken to the things nobody thought needed honey (until now).

  • Strong honey-to-food ratio instincts
  • Ability to drizzle with confidence
  • Comfortable with sticky fingers
  • A willingness to question traditional food rules
Throw your hat in

Senior AI Hallucination Manager

Keep the robots in check.

Our AI is creative. Sometimes too creative. We're looking for someone who can explain that a hot honey bottle does not need six caps, seventeen arms or ingredients that don't exist.

  • Experience spotting AI nonsense
  • Strong attention to detail
  • Ability to tell reality from a very convincing fake image
  • Knows when to say: "Maybe don't publish this"
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Professional Taste Tester

Eat. Judge. Repeat.

Basically eating amazing food and deciding if it needs more Rizz. A difficult job, but someone has to do it.

  • Excellent taste buds
  • Love for bold flavors
  • No fear of spicy food
  • Willingness to test unlimited hot honey combinations
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Fair warning

This job posting may contain traces of AI-generated optimism. Actual humans will read your email.

100% human-supervised hiring

REAL PEOPLE.
REAL FOOD.
REAL FLAVOR.

We love AI. We use AI. But the best ideas still come from humans standing in kitchens, making a mess and putting hot honey on things that probably didn't need it.

Send us your weirdest idea

Bonus points if it involves hot honey somewhere unexpected.